January 2011
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
Tumblr,PLEASE bring back the red notification...
ilesttousquejedesire:
I feel so lost without it.
The moment when you close the wrong tab
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
rainbowpopicecream:
fireandice-:
mklikesturtles:
jeilyn:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOO *dead*
i tell them I have a girlfriend ;)
The annoying moment when I'm trying to study and I...
justlikemyheartfalls:
I wish I could see myself from a boy's...
happiness-is-priceless:
YES!
That awkward moment when you get really...
nikkixdeath:
Before I Die
selagonzales:
I want to fall in love in
drive my car in London bridge in London
shop in New York
ride a fast train and tech my self in Tokyo
eat in Italy
see the multi asian and western spots in Hong Kong
get drunk and entertained in Vegas
The feeling you get when your MATH teacher is...
domodancer:
